Today's Track : The Cranberries - You and Me

When you spend a lot of time with someone or live with someone there are little idiosyncrasies about that person that start to really wear on your patience. There’s this one lady in here who gets frustrated very easily and often it’s her computer that frustrates her. At least once a day you can hear her cursing and banging on her keyboard as though she was a monkey presented with some sort of advance tool such as a stick. Oh wait, I’m not giving monkeys enough credit, they actually use sticks to get at ants in ant holes. This lady is not as bright. So in her frustration she starts banging on the keyboard randomly. You know the saying that if you give a million monkeys typewriters that eventually they’ll write a book? This monkey will never write a book. The other day she complained to me (after attempting to fix the problem herself by banging on the keyboard) that when she presses numbers on the number pad that her excel sheet starts jumping around from cell to cell instead of putting in the numbers. So I told her to press the “num lock” button. I think for a brief second she felt stupid and that put a smile on my face.
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So I got the new Canon S500 camera instead of a new snowboard. I wasn’t able to find the snowboard I was looking for so I decided to wait til next October to look for one. The snowboard/camera was a birthday present from my friends (and special friend Sonia). This is probably the best present I’ve ever gotten from them. If I could rank my friends on a scale of 1 to awesome they’d be super great.

I don’t usually take photos that often nor do I like my photo being taken but since I’ve got this nice new camera I’m going to be sure to take more pictures. Now I just have to find a place to store these photos so I can post them. Oooh, maybe I can turn this blog into a photo journal and be the photo whore you all want me to be. I know it’ll probably save you guys some time reading.
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Here’s a little theory I ran across about relationships between guys and girls. If you’re a guy you already intuitively know this theory or have discussed this theory at some point in time or another. This however is a formal and very well written theory on that very topic. It is a bit long but you’ll feel smarter after reading it. Enjoy.

The Ladder Theory